Winning

I've decided that if this doesn't work out, we're taking two weeks off work and going to Harry Potter World and then driving up the East Coast to New York City.  Or we're taking two weeks off and driving out West, all the way to the other coast.  So, I'm either getting a baby or an awesome vacation.  Obviously, I'd prefer one over the other, but now when my brain dives into that "what if" pool, I bail it out with a "but then you'll go on an awesome vacation and everything will be fine." 

"What's this game called?"
"I win."
"And what are the rules?"
"I win."