It's a soul-sucking whore sort of a day.

No, you can't have a day or two off with no notice.
No, you can't have two days off with two days' notice. 
Yes, if you're sick, you can have time off to go to the doctor.
Yes, I will require a doctor's note if you want to be paid for it.

Yes, you have to follow the rules laid out by the Department of Transportation.
No, I don't have the authority to tell you you can ignore the rules laid out by the Department of Transportation.

Yes, if you continue to play games I will adjust your schedule so that you are only transporting the least critical orders . 
Yes, that will probably result in your loss of approximately 30 hours per week. 

Yes, I will hire someone to be waiting in the wings just in case you find other employment.
Yes, I will terminate your employment if you continue to make my job more difficult than it needs to be.

Any additional questions?